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Joke of the Day
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."
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"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."
"Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand."
"What did the lazy monk say? Namaste..right here"
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie into it!"
"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."
"Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house. Thanks."
"What has six balls and rapes the poor? The lottery. It's over $800 million folks! Dragged this joke back for the occasion."
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in.."
"Mom: You should come camping with us! It's only $100! Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside? Mom: Yeah. Me: I'm getting a new Mom."