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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

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"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."
"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"
"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."
"Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge."
"""I need a timing belt & power steering for my life"" I say to my new bros, using the only 2 car-terms I know in a single testosterone bullet."
"Some say to let sleeping dogs lie But I say sleeping dogs should be held accountable for their actions"
"An unconvincing lie on a resume I good English speak."
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