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Joke of the Day
"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."
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"Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan."
"I must be emotionally constipated ...because I haven't given a shit in days"
"Normally I can't dance to save my life, but as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson"
"Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short."
"How do you make a door cry? You twist its knob. edit: grammar"
"I think Trump will be a great president Just had to put my two Pence in there"
"Isis are planning their next move. They should start by putting their heads together."
"Why was the cheesemaker lopsided? Because he only had one Stilton!"
"I think having an abortion really brings out the kid in me"