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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom."
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"Half the time, I don't know if I'm in /r/jokes or /r/shower thoughts."
"Whenever a character in a book praises the cleverness of another character's idea, it's really just the author praising their own idea."
"How do you gently wake up a sleeping baby? Don't preheat the oven when you bake it."