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Joke of the Day

"I once had an epileptic fit during my turn at a game of charades. Everyone just kept yelling, ""HOW MANY WORDS?"" and ""IS IT THE EXORCIST?""."

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"

"My friend called me cheesy I said ""don't Brie so mad, its all Goud-a"""

"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."

"My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance. We'll see about that."

"If anything I post offends you, please, please bring it to my attention so I can delete you off my friends list."

"""Cheese cannon!"" ""Terminator eyes!"" ""Solar powered cat translator!"" I'm the reason genies limit you to 3 wishes."

"Who will put chick sexers out of business? broosters"

"What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party? A Christmas tree. Because they're lit."

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a few minutes Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."