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Joke of the Day
"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."
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"So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions."
"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."
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"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? **Silicon Valley**"
"What date is it today? 2nd April. Ha!! April fool!"
"""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" Show him Edna.. [mum stops slicing carrots] *starts violently gagging until a baby slides out her mouth*"
"Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation... ...but they drive slow near schools"
"How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'm better than you!"
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"