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Joke of the Day
"Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken."
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"What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber? faint"
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well you can jelly your cock up her ass!"
"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."
"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."
"""It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."""
"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""