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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"
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"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."
"What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti Halloweenies Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie."
"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""
"What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail."
"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"
"Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man."
"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
"Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem."