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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"
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"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"
"So a pimp is berating one of his girls nsfw ""You've got no tits and your cunt's too small"" ""Fuck you. Get off my back."""
"My local grocery store has a special deal going on at the self scan aisle, buy one get like 30 free."
"My kids are starting to ask questions that I don't know the answers to so I'm going to have to trade them in for dumber models."
"Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky!"
"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut"
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."
"If you watch cinderella backwards its about a woman getting put in her place."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."