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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's There) Not Sally"

"If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist."

"Everybody has been reading about the fight today Except Floyd Mayweather."

"The confused radioactive element So there was a radioactive element who was perpetually confused. One fine day, he was asked, ""what do you do?"". ""IDK""."

"How does Thor's brother like to party? He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key"

"Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball."

"POLISH JOKE Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator? For people that don't want anything to drink"

"A guy walks in a library and sees a chunky chick in his favorite spot Guy: Hey I'm Drew, whats your name? Girl: Paige Guy: Paige huh? Well...you look like a whole fuckin book!"

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."