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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber? faint"
Next Joke
"Congratulations! It's a boy Doctor : ""Congratulations! It's a boy!"" Parent : ""Sorry, did you just assume my child's gender?"""
"What's the worst part of haveing a long dick nsfw You keep stepping on it when you tuck it in your shoe!"
"So there's this guy that yawns a lot........ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN"
"What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar."
"[lays down] Me: Feels so good to close my eyes. Brain: We should think about a fire evacuation plan."
"clean jokes What did one cookie say to the other cookie ? You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear? Your unbearable"
"Me: I crave your sweetness on my lips Her: Who are you talking to in there? M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody"
"What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god? Deus Ex Macarena"
"I wanna give a shoutout to the sidewalks For keeping people off the streets."