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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber? faint"

"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."

"Save your little napkin, bartender. I don't plan on having this drink long enough to set it down."

"boss: I've been reviewing the security footage from last night and... me: OH SHIT! boss: OH SHIT IS RIGHT! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE ON POINT!"

"I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'm OK But I feel like I've dyed a little inside"

"What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes."

"I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are."

"I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macrame plant hanger."

"HR: Do you know why I called you in here today? Me: I have a boyfriend HR: Ok, sorry to bother you"

"I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and some other guy is wearing the same dress."