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Joke of the Day

"If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs."

"Why should you never date a French Horn player? Because every time you kiss, they'll try to shove their fist up your ass."

"What spice can't be in sol food? Ginger."

"I thought about attending an orgy... But if I wanted to disappoint many people at once, I could just post this joke on Reddit."

"Any one want to get a Helen Keller thread going? What do you do after you rape Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom."

"I walked in on my Arab roommate He was having sex with his girlfriend from behind, while shaving with his left hand and all while having an argument. I said ""good thing you're not wearing ihram!"""

"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."

"My License to Kill was revoked due to abuse of power."

"So a pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""You look so annoyed!"". The pirate points down and says ""Yargh - I have a steering wheel at the end of my penis. It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"A Riddle: What's the only hole that I can't put my dick in? Answer: A donut hole!"