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"I thought about attending an orgy... But if I wanted to disappoint many people at once, I could just post this joke on Reddit."

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"*turns TV off* ""THEY HAD CAMERAS EVERYWHERE BUT NOBODY SAW THE TOYS WALKING AROUND?!"" - me every time I watch Toy Story 3"
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"A cannibal once ate a fortune-teller for dinner. He liked his medium rare."
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