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Joke of the Day

"A Riddle: What's the only hole that I can't put my dick in? Answer: A donut hole!"

"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""

"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."

"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but not eat it. Yes I know it's a repost. What did you expect, a new original joke every time? Now that's a joke."

"Did you hear about the fish that married the duck? They got along swimmingly"

"Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder."

"i was gonna make a mexican joke but i decided i'm not gonna cross that border u feel me #Respect"

"How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel."

"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"

"What is an army of blue babies on horseback called? A navy infantry cavalry"