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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snail in the Navy? A Snailor"
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"Did you know that it's traditional to serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
"What's pink and hard? A pig with a knife."
"Someone told me flowers had sex organs... ....what a load of Poppycock!"
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"
"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""
"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."
"I like women how I like my eggs... Whites only"
"Sex. Don't get it? good, you never will."
"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."