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Joke of the Day
"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"
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"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!"
"a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions."
"Forgot we bought a Christmas tree. Woke up at 2 a.m., went to pee, thought it was a guy and almost called the cops on it."
"Just accidentally threw an 'xo' in a text to a dude. Guess I have to fuck him now."
"A deeply religious man is trying to book a room at a hotel. He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, ""No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck."""
"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 8 fellas but dropped his microphone on his foot.......and shouted ""Fuck me!"" What happened next will haunt me for life!!"
"Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell ""Evian"" backwards!"