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Joke of the Day
"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"
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"Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC] It was an obvious faux paw. ^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork."
"what did the faggot faggot the faggot? because faggot hahahaha"
"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."
"What do 6.28 people eat? 2"
"What do you call it when fish stop having babies? Minnow-pause"
"What's my favorite Jewish star wars character? Jewbacca"
"Eat local. Your neighbor's food."
"If Seal was my friend, I would never miss an opportunity to ask him, ""Wanna go clubbing?"""
"*jumps from the earth to the moon* PARKOUR"