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Joke of the Day

"Black Betty An African lady named Betty came into a restaurant and asked the server, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" The server replied, ""No, Black Betty, it's ham or lamb."""

"Did you hear about the shy masturbating turtle? he really came out of his shell"

"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."

"I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper. But there was no plot."

"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"

"What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS."

"on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut? Stop Russian around."

"My dating service, ""It's Just Oral"" is really taking off!"

"i guess my favorite book would haveta be ""being and nothingness""... i was halfway done before i even started reading."