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Joke of the Day

"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."

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"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator"
"How do people approach their crush I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald's?"
"A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship. (I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)"
"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."
"Why didn't the schizo cross the road He was in two minds about it."
"One potato asks another: -""Are you sure we are related?"" -""Yes I yam!"""
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"