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Joke of the Day

"What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS."

"It's hard dating with OCD... ...every time my girlfriend gets turned on, I have to turn her off again."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is UUUUUUGLY!"

"there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them"

"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"

"I was going to tell you a joke about UDP... But I'm not sure if you would get it."

"Math is sad. It takes hours to try to prove your point, but only one counterexample to destroy everything. Much like my marriage."

"2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad"

"iknowlimit: Ultimate Avengers 2 - Rise of the Panth http://iknowlimit.blogspot.in/2012/06/ultimates-avengers-2-rise-of-panther-or.html THIS IS ABOUT MOVIE AVENGERS"

"What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass."