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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."

"Impress your date. Be wild. Flip the table. Flip it 360 so its upright again & nothing has moved except a roll that has flown into her mouth"

"YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?! Shifting before you are driving fast enough to do so."

"My friend told me he was flying on a plane for the first time. I told him to have a blast."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain."

"At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds.... ...Only 15 pounds to go!"

"I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum."

"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"

"No, YOU didn't tighten the cap on my urine sample"