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Joke of the Day

"on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut? Stop Russian around."

"Why do Feminists Like to have Sex with the Lights Off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time."

"What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot? What's that noise?"

"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""

"I once dated a guy with premature ejaculation. I don't know why. I knew it wasn't going to last. In fact, I could see it coming."

"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"

"Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum? I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive."

"I saw a sale ad for Extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!"

"One day a boy was answering all the questions right in class.... Girl: Wow, what a fucking nerd Teacher: Be nice, he might be your boss one day Boy: Nah, I don't ever plan on being a pimp"

"My Thai girlfriend says a small penis isn't a problem in a loving relationship... I still wish she didn't have one."