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Joke of the Day

"What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something? Sir Charge"

"Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!"

"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."

"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I'm not that much of a mourning person."

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"Toaster Settings: 1) I do nothing. 2) I do nothing. 3) I SET THE BREAD ON FIRE!"

"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."

"Chicks must text each other ""sausage fest"" like it's a good thing."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."

"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"