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Joke of the Day

"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"

"What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body? They go back and re-herse."

"What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more."

"My Fairy God-Mother once offered me the choice of a longer penis or a better memory I can't remember what I chose"

"This girl I'm currently seeing is very flexible, just what I like. She comes round every Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday."

"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"

"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"

"Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left."

"Why is Nazi cooking horrible? Because everything is burnt but with a Jewey center."

"We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6? Because she bit his dick last time"