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Joke of the Day

"Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!"

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night."

"Life is like a box of condoms. If you don't use one, you never know what you're goin get."

"Yo mama is so fat, She's a Reddit admin."

"Just bought a guitar. The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached."

"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."

"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"Why did Kennedy throw his head back? He was taking a shot."