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"Been dry for a while Damn this cast itches."
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"Don't you hate when you are reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles?"
"People who write clickbait headlines for a living: Fuck you."
"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"
"all ramen noodles come from one impossibly long noodle of disputed origins. no one knows how much is left or what will happen when it's gone"
"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."
"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."
"Did you hear why the energizer bunny got sent to jail? He was charged with battery"
"Police: We'd like u to come with us to answer some questions about ur husband's disappearance. Mrs. Potato Head eating french fries: why?"
"In a world full of lefts Nothing would be right."