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Joke of the Day

"My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me."

"What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? He gets stumped."

"A guy walks into a bar... The real joke is in the comments."

"Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike"

"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."

"A recent study concluded that chickens lay more eggs when they get music in their coops... But only if it is Bach."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards Because if they fall forward they fall in the boat dumbass."

"Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!"

"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."

"The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present. This Presidential election."