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Joke of the Day
"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""
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"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"
"I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?"
"The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's is small. What am I talking about? A last name, you pervs."
"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"mailman: ahhh nothing quite like returning home from a long day delivering m- [gets attacked by his own dog]"
"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."
"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic Table, add element of Surprise"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !"
"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"