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Joke of the Day
"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""
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"What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon Gin."
"After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward."
"Why did the guitarist go to prison? For fingering a minor."
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw in your washing."
"R.I.P Satoru Iwata He's pushing Peaches and Daisies now."
"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."
"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"
"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."
"Where do babies come from? Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows"