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Joke of the Day
"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
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"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president , until after serving 27 years in prison ."
"What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke? He walks into a bra."
"What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart? 7 tees, 30 eggs"
"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"
"When I heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... I was shocked!!"
"Me: What happened to all the bourbon? Her: Oh, I put it in the chicken. Me: Then pour me a glass of chicken."
"What doesn't kill me makes me smaller - Mario"
"What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers? Russell."