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Joke of the Day

"After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got an email stating, "" It was a pressure meeting you"""

"A clown opened the door for me today. It was a nice jester."

"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"

"The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen."

"I can't listen to orchestral music anymore Too much sax and violins."

"Like most movies. I show big things in my trailer."

"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? elephino. (Hell if I know)"

"No one is listening until you make a mistake."

"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."

"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"