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Joke of the Day

"After interviewing a candidate for an open position, I got an email stating, "" It was a pressure meeting you"""

"Most long freeway drives are spent thinking, ""Who the hell would live here?"""

"What's a feminists worst nightmare? Fat free milk"

"Mitches ain't shit but guys named Mitchell."

"Just heard this one at the pub: What do you call a monkey with a suicide vest? Ba***boom!*** ^(Don't worry, I kicked him out the door.)"

"What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An Isaurus Rex"

"The Republicans haven't got a single candidate who could survive a Willie Wonka factory tour."

"Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."

"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."