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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear."
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"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."
"I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley. I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome."
"How do you get a philosophy major off of your porch? Pay for the pizza."
"An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. ""You don't want to try these techniques at home...."
"My robotics company will make SexBots Gonna call ourselves *Gears of Whore*."
"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"
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"What do you call a bunch of Mexican Stoners? Baked Beans."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree Ba-dum tss"