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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."

"What do you call a mentally challenged lion? A leotard"

"What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."

"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."

"I was awakened last night by the bulimic lady in the apartment next door. I knocked on her door and said: ""Please keep it down!"""

"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."

"What did Helen Keller's mom say would happen if she didn't stop fingering herself? She'd start talking dirty."

"What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa? A Giving Christmas Tree"