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"Q. Why is gettig a blowjob from Joan Rivers like Going over Niagara Falls on a tightrope? A. They can both be life-enhancing experiences....unless you look down."
"I overdosed on Viagra once. It was the hardest day of my life."
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He died instantly."
"What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!"
"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'"
"The best kiss of my life was with a vacuum cleaner... ... it took my breath away."
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