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Joke of the Day

"Why is the mushroom so popular? Because he's such a fungi."

"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"

"How do dogs like their eggs cooked? Pooched."

"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."

"I was born during the great depression... My mothers."

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"He told me I was too pretty not to smile. So I flipped him off, tackled him and shoved my middle finger up his nose. Now I'm smiling."

"I've just been at the hospital having a mole removed from my penis. I wont be shagging one of those again!"

"My friend lost his left hand... He's all right now."

"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"