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Joke of the Day
"Dark comedy is like food Not everyone gets it."
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"Cereal, you need milk more than milk needs you. Just being real."
"Who said ""Shiver me timbers!"" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew."
"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"
"an irishman walks out of a bar Hey! it could happen"
"A hot mess? No, thanks. Sounds sticky and uncomfortable. I prefer my messes like I prefer my revenge: cold and served to someone else."
"I'm glad the Library of Congress is archiving tweets so that someday alien scientists will know why civilization fell."
"Why can't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth."
"Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it."
"Why do girls NOT like Jesus? NSFW Because every time he gets nailed it takes him 3 days to get it back up again."