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Joke of the Day

"The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !"

"A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear."

"What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend."

"You're so ugly that You're so ugly when you went to the store to get your photos developed they threw away the memory card"

"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"

"What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"What do snakes take for their sniffles? Antihissssstamines!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"

"3 elephants jump out of a plane 2 hit the ground and 1 hit the water Bump bump shh"