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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear."

"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"

"Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger? Because they can't decide what exactly should break there."

"I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend. I'm constantly treading on eggshells. Which she also doesn't approve of."

"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."

"BEST PICK UP LINE: I wasn't looking at your boobs, I was staring into your heart...no, I lied , your boobs are awesome."

"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."

"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"

"What's the difference between your bonus, and your penis ? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"

"Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim."