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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend."
Next Joke
"Damn girl, are you weed? Because you smell dank."
"The vet told me ""I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put your dog down."" ""Oh God!"" I said. ""WHY?!"" ""Because my arms are getting tired."""
"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."
"What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear? One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear."
"What is Jesus's least favorite gun? A nail gun."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU WANNA GO RIDE BIKES??"
"What is the bravest organ? The *gall*-bladder."
"The first time I stayed at my girlfriends' house, her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. Shame, he's very attractive."
"Jokes that nerds tell I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don't have the time. Got any more"