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Joke of the Day

"Oral B is sponsoring tonight's NASCAR race. That seems like an odd choice for a sponsorship, considering most NASCAR fans don't even have teeth."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Forgotten about in the kitchen"

"[police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife] ""Why no pants on?"" We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell"

"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"

"What did the tsundere degree say to the radian? ""Notice me 10"""

"The jerk store called They say your order of Jamaican spices is in."

"There are bats hanging of a branch upside down all except one. Two bats comment: ""What's happened to this one? - I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."

"""Dad, where do zebras come from?"" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much"

"What's the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe"

"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."