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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, where do zebras come from?"" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much"
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"Why couldn't Jesus waterski? Because he never existed."
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"Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW"
"I want to give a shout out to liver thanks buddy for keeping all those bad influences out of my life"
"A dyslexic stoner enters a competition. He comes out on pot."
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"Anyone heard of that movie ""Constipation""? It hasn't come out yet though. ...."