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Joke of the Day

"The jerk store called They say your order of Jamaican spices is in."

"Why did the dolphin get a fair trial? Because Habeas Porpoise."

"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."

"I just bought condoms. The cashier asked if I needed a bag. I just said ""No, she isn't that ugly"""

"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee."

"My father would always tell me, ""Son, someday you will go far..."" ""and I hope to God that you stay there."""

"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."

"How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump's wall? They blocked streets with a human wall"

"Old people smell weird because They are surrounded by hundreds upon thousands of skin cells that have fallen off of their bodies over the years. Dead... Like all of their friends..."