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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay cripple? Tomato."
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"I told my wife I wanted to try anal sex. She told me she had been having sex with an A-Hole for years."
"I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it So The Fine Brothers sued me"
"- Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry."
"""Whoever smeal it, dealt it""... ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
"Does a cow have the Buddha-nature? Mu."
"Me: Who will I share the sunset with now?! *sobs* Friend: Bad breakup? Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working."
"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."
"Welcome to twitter, where nobody uses their right to remain silent."
"Why is depressed clothing so convenient? It hangs itself"