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"Donald Trump's bid for the presidency. [See: username]"
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"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. Canadian person was smarter"
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"
"Where did Czechslovakia split up? At the Czech-out line."
"Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes."
"My GF bragged about the cat sleeping next to her I told her ""Yes, he seems to be attracted to the overwhelming aroma of fish"""
"A man goes into a bakery and says, ""I'll have 99 rolls."" Says the lady behind the counter: ""Why don't you take 100, then you have one more."" ""But who's gonna eat all those rolls?"""
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating She sure is starting to sound like my wife"
"i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck"