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Joke of the Day
"What to Australian Trains use as fuel? Coal-Ala"
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"And Jesus said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"People say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."
"Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song."
"What do you find in the Pope's toilet? Holy shit!"
"I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites"
"Yelp review: Excellent food, friendly service. That said, I did notice a smudge on a window and was forced to set the building on fire"
"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"
"How long is a china-man? Excuse the question mark, ""How Long"" is in fact a china man."
"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."