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Joke of the Day
"If cats could text you back, they wouldn't."
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"[Interview] ""You were arrested for armed robbery?"" I had no choice. It's silly to try and rob a bank without your arms. ""We'll be in touch."""
"What do gay men and ambulances have in common Both get loaded from the rear and go woop-woop!"
"The difference between a turtle and a politician... ... You feel bad after running over a turtle."
"My ultimate dream is to move back home, open up a bar and run it with all of my friends, and then burn it down for the insurance money"
"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
"It's expensive to attend Amputation University... Tuition's an arm and a leg!"
"What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives? An anti-derivative."
"Why can't horses fix merry go rounds? They'd be terrified"