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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives? An anti-derivative."
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"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."
"Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Because Windows 7, 8 9....."
"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."
"I'm scared to go to sleep tonight knowing some maniac is running around out there slightly deflating footballs."
"Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold."
"You can always tell a guy masturbates a lot, by his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."
"Why did Anne Sullivan decide on ""water ""for Helen Keller's first word? It was a test she could pass."
"s/o to bees for producing food that we can eat. no other bug is generous like that LOVE YOU BEES"
"[OC] What does a blind pessimist say? ""What glass?"""