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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
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"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb None they'll all beat the room for being black."
"If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world."
"Teach us About Absolute Zero! 0K!"
"You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check"
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? They're making headlines!"
"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"
"Working with cops as a none cop has its benefits. I always get to say the same joke and always get a laugh. ""Do i smell Bacon!"" i love cops... ill show myself out."
"How do you fit 20 Jews in a Cadillac? One in the driver's seat, one in the passenger, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray."
"I'm now on year 3 of the '7 day ab challenge'"