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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
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"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"
"Crabs are amazing collectivistic creatures; they only use pubic transportation."
"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"
"I'm actually a really nice guy once you get to blow me."
"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""
"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."
"A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night.. and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says ""Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?"""
"How to open new toy: 1. Cut tape with machete. 2. Take shot. 3. Undo 23,518 twist ties. 4. Take 3 shots. 5. Watch child play with box."
"What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)"