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Joke of the Day
"Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!"
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"You may not like EVERY government agency... ...but you've really gotta hand it to the IRS."
"Movie Trivia: Cloverfield was just Khloe Kardashian on a shopping trip in New York"
"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."
"Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR"
"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."
"""Anyway it was lovely to meet you!"" - Translation: Off you go!"
"Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building."
"I'm a senior in college with 2 semesters left, and I'm considering picking up a minor Do I lie about my age, or do I just offer to buy her cigarettes and booze?"
"Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"