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Joke of the Day

"Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"

"what is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? one is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer."

"What do you get if you cross Prince Phillip and The Queen? Killed in a car crash."

"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"

"You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long."

"Christians have the first name Christian, Muslims Mohammed, Jews Isaac, what boys name do atheist have? Godfrey"

"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""

"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"

"The person who came up with the word ""lisp"" wath a real athhole"