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Joke of the Day
"""I'm having a public meltdown!!"" - A Snowman, maybe."
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"Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego"
"You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning."
"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."
"Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Blind guy: ""I'll take a coke."" Bartender: ""Ice or no ice?"" Blind guy: ""No eyes...I'm blind you idiot!"""
"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."
"Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends."
"Rene Angelil passed away recently, long time manager and husband of Celine Dion. At the funeral a devastated Celine sobbed ""It's ok , my heart will go on"""
"What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12."