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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"

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"To the guy who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing!"
"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."
"BREAKING: Hobbit director Peter Jackson's next huge undertaking to be 3-part movie series of The Cheesecake Factory menu."
"Your crush likes your status and you start to imagine life together!"
"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees"